: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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#Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.

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: #Laughs A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.

: #Laughs A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

: #Laughs An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start.

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