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: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

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: #Laughs What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

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: #Laughs Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and aren't supposed to drink that stuff!"The nun said "Well my son it is not for us you see, it is

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: #Laughs It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl.

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: #Laughs A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench.

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: #Laughs A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field season, but I have to visit my field site for a week.

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: #Laughs A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and

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: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

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: #Laughs An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be b

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: #Laughs The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.

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: #Laughs What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck

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: #Laughs Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential,

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: #Laughs Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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: #Laughs Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

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: #Laughs One doc operated on a person for a hernia.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !

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: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

: #Laughs What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

: #Laughs Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and aren't supposed to drink that stuff!"The nun said "Well my son it is not for us you see, it is

: #Laughs It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl.

: #Laughs A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench.

: #Laughs A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field season, but I have to visit my field site for a week.

: #Laughs A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and

: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

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: #Laughs An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be b

: #Laughs The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.

: #Laughs What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck

: #Laughs Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential,

: #Laughs Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

: #Laughs Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

: #Laughs One doc operated on a person for a hernia.

: #Laughs Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !

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