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: #Laughs What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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: #Laughs What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...

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: #Laughs What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

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: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

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: #Laughs First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.

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: #Laughs A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb.

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: #Laughs One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit.

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: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

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: #Laughs An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to get married.So Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage."Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute."We

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: #Laughs ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday

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: #Laughs What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous.

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: #Laughs I have got a drinking problem....

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: #Laughs A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie."The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."The gay continues, "I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything."The bartender says, "Well, all right!"

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: #Laughs What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

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: #Laughs A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.Two: It is inside the mothe

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: #Laughs The Top Old Fart Games:10.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

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: #Laughs What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

: #Laughs What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...

: #Laughs What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

: #Laughs First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.

: #Laughs A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb.

: #Laughs One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit.

: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

: #Laughs An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.

: #Laughs Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to get married.So Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage."Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute."We

: #Laughs ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday

: #Laughs What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous.

: #Laughs I have got a drinking problem....

: #Laughs A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie."The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."The gay continues, "I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything."The bartender says, "Well, all right!"

: #Laughs What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

: #Laughs A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.Two: It is inside the mothe

: #Laughs The Top Old Fart Games:10.

: #Laughs What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

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