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: #Laughs Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

: #Laughs Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

: #Laughs |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.

: #Laughs When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest.

: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

: #Laughs After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead to!""Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead

: #Laughs The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again.

: #Laughs From David Letterman and the Late Show...Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn't Give A Damn10.

: #Laughs Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!"But then Santa, remembering his important job of orient

: #Laughs After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife."Piss on him," answered the h

: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."Oh, no, it's my husband!"The man says, "Where's your back door?""We don't have a back door" says the woman.The man then asks, "

: #Laughs What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.
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