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: #Laughs |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places.

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: #Laughs Look at each numbered item.

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: #Laughs What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers

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: #Laughs How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.

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: #Laughs Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable

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: #Laughs A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.

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: #Laughs Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that

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: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

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: #Laughs |There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma.

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: #Laughs Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!

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: #Laughs Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right.

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: #Laughs Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you know if you're addicted to the Net and losing touch with reality? Take the Net Ad

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: #Laughs Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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: #Laughs What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.

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: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

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: #Laughs A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".

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: #Laughs This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.""Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.

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: #Laughs |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places.

: #Laughs Look at each numbered item.

: #Laughs What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers

: #Laughs How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.

: #Laughs Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable

: #Laughs A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.

: #Laughs Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that

: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

: #Laughs |There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma.

: #Laughs Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!

: #Laughs Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right.

: #Laughs Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you know if you're addicted to the Net and losing touch with reality? Take the Net Ad

: #Laughs Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

: #Laughs What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.

: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

: #Laughs A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".

: #Laughs This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.""Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.

: #Laughs What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.

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