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: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

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: #Laughs The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and using each letter only once) into:TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNSCoincidence? I think not!

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: #Laughs Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

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: #Laughs What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !

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: #Laughs How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her Hug her Send her flowers Wine and dine her Listen to her Care for her Hold her Support herHow to Impress a Man:Show up naked.....

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: #Laughs A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe.

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: #Laughs Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!

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: #Laughs Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in his hands.

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: #Laughs When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!

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: #Laughs |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The man groaned but didn't budge.The usher became impa

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: #Laughs A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"

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: #Laughs How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter.

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: #Laughs What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

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: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

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: #Laughs Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

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: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

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: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and using each letter only once) into:TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNSCoincidence? I think not!

: #Laughs Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

: #Laughs What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !

: #Laughs How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her Hug her Send her flowers Wine and dine her Listen to her Care for her Hold her Support herHow to Impress a Man:Show up naked.....

: #Laughs A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe.

: #Laughs Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!

: #Laughs Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in his hands.

: #Laughs When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!

: #Laughs |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The man groaned but didn't budge.The usher became impa

: #Laughs A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"

: #Laughs How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter.

: #Laughs What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

: #Laughs Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

: #Laughs Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

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