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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube,Was tripl

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: #Laughs |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.

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: #Laughs FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

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: #Laughs What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

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: #Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

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: #Laughs I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

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: #Laughs You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!

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: #Laughs |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

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: #Laughs Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

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: #Laughs What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house.

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: #Laughs There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

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: #Laughs What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !

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: #Laughs A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

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: #Laughs Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

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: #Laughs A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube,Was tripl

: #Laughs |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.

: #Laughs FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

: #Laughs What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

: #Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

: #Laughs I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

: #Laughs You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!

: #Laughs |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

: #Laughs Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

: #Laughs What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house.

: #Laughs There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

: #Laughs What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !

: #Laughs A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

: #Laughs Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

: #Laughs A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

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