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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer.

: #Laughs The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities -- Ceres, the goddess of agriculture, and Janus, the two-faced god of doors and beginnings.

: #Laughs A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats.

: #Laughs The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked down the hospital hallway to the nurses desk where she asked for a phone book."What are you doing out here! You should be in your room resting," t

: #Laughs Now that I'm older.....here's what I've discovered.....I started out with nothing..I still have most of it.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

: #Laughs An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

: #Laughs At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens."It opens at noon" answers the clerk.About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker."What time does the bar open?" he asks."Sa

: #Laughs Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.

: #Laughs |Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan.
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