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: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

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: #Laughs What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir.

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: #Laughs Two elephants jumped off a cliff.......

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

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: #Laughs What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

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: #Laughs Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

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: #Laughs This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.

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: #Laughs What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.

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: #Laughs A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball."Here's your baby, maam" says the doctor.The doctor then throws the baby on th

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: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet.

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: #Laughs |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander.

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: #Laughs While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.

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: #Laughs A city child came running into the farmhouse.

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: #Laughs For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren.

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: #Laughs Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore

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: #Laughs How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

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: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

: #Laughs What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir.

: #Laughs Two elephants jumped off a cliff.......

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

: #Laughs What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

: #Laughs Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath.

: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

: #Laughs This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.

: #Laughs What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.

: #Laughs A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball."Here's your baby, maam" says the doctor.The doctor then throws the baby on th

: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet.

: #Laughs |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander.

: #Laughs While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.

: #Laughs A city child came running into the farmhouse.

: #Laughs For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren.

: #Laughs Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore

: #Laughs How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

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