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: #Laughs |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police.

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: #Laughs What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.

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: #Laughs How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

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: #Laughs |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!

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: #Laughs Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

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: #Laughs How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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: #Laughs When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed.

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: #Laughs A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend.

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: #Laughs Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?Boy #2: She moved away fr

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!

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: #Laughs What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

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: #Laughs A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye.

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: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

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: #Laughs A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.

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: #Laughs |An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to o

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: #Laughs What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

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: #Laughs What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.

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: #Laughs |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police.

: #Laughs What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.

: #Laughs How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

: #Laughs |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!

: #Laughs Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

: #Laughs How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

: #Laughs When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed.

: #Laughs A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend.

: #Laughs Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?Boy #2: She moved away fr

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!

: #Laughs What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

: #Laughs A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye.

: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

: #Laughs A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.

: #Laughs |An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to o

: #Laughs What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

: #Laughs What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.

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