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: #Laughs What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...The other is used to carry groceries.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

: #Laughs Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

: #Laughs Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned

: #Laughs |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

: #Laughs An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak."Oh, thank you!" said the
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