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: #Laughs What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.

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: #Laughs Two pigs robbed a bank.

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: #Laughs - How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

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: #Laughs Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!

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: #Laughs What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

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: #Laughs A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday.

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: #Laughs Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bo

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: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

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: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

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: #Laughs Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

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: #Laughs Two, old drunks in a bar.

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: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

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: #Laughs Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.

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: #Laughs What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,Rudolph (the one with the red nose),Olive (all of the other reigndeer)and Al (Then Al the r

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: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

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: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

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: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.

: #Laughs Two pigs robbed a bank.

: #Laughs - How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

: #Laughs Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!

: #Laughs What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

: #Laughs A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday.

: #Laughs Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bo

: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

: #Laughs Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

: #Laughs Two, old drunks in a bar.

: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

: #Laughs Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.

: #Laughs What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,Rudolph (the one with the red nose),Olive (all of the other reigndeer)and Al (Then Al the r

: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.

: #Laughs Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

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