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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

: #Laughs Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me.

: #Laughs |Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'.

: #Laughs My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg.

: #Laughs |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.

: #Laughs The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar".

: #Laughs Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
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