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: #Laughs A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast."No," the son replies.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !

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: #Laughs Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.

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: #Laughs Two pieces of string walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs |UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1.

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: #Laughs If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannouncement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bearcountry.

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

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: #Laughs The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Se

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: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

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: #Laughs How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.

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: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained.

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: #Laughs Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs.

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: #Laughs Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis.

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: #Laughs A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

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: #Laughs |An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to o

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: #Laughs A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.D -

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: #Laughs Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

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: #Laughs What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.

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: #Laughs |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!

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: #Laughs A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast."No," the son replies.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !

: #Laughs Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.

: #Laughs Two pieces of string walk into a bar.

: #Laughs |UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1.

: #Laughs If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannouncement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bearcountry.

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

: #Laughs The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Se

: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

: #Laughs How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.

: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained.

: #Laughs Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs.

: #Laughs Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis.

: #Laughs A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

: #Laughs |An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to o

: #Laughs A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.D -

: #Laughs Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

: #Laughs What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.

: #Laughs |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!

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