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: #Laughs What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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: #Laughs A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !

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: #Laughs Mike and Pat went hunting.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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: #Laughs Jon was looking for a little "action".

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: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

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: #Laughs Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

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: #Laughs Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

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: #Laughs Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

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: #Laughs The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

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: #Laughs |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again.

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: #Laughs Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

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: #Laughs Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks.

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: #Laughs Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

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: #Laughs What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"

: #Laughs What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!

: #Laughs A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !

: #Laughs Mike and Pat went hunting.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

: #Laughs Jon was looking for a little "action".

: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

: #Laughs Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

: #Laughs Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

: #Laughs Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

: #Laughs The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

: #Laughs |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer.

: #Laughs A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again.

: #Laughs Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

: #Laughs Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks.

: #Laughs Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing

: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

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