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: #Laughs Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

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: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs Plan ahead...

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !

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: #Laughs What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

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: #Laughs What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

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: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

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: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor w

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: #Laughs A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party.

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: #Laughs What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

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: #Laughs Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

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: #Laughs What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

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: #Laughs TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) Y

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: #Laughs What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

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: #Laughs What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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: #Laughs Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs Plan ahead...

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !

: #Laughs What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

: #Laughs What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor w

: #Laughs A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party.

: #Laughs What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

: #Laughs Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

: #Laughs What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

: #Laughs TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) Y

: #Laughs What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

: #Laughs What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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