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: #Laughs Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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: #Laughs What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

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: #Laughs Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

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: #Laughs "Mr.

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: #Laughs What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

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: #Laughs Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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: #Laughs Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncountedthousands of people every year.

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: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents.

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: #Laughs What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.

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: #Laughs A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"

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: #Laughs Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.

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: #Laughs The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!

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: #Laughs Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

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: #Laughs Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.

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: #Laughs What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

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: #Laughs |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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: #Laughs What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !

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: #Laughs Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

: #Laughs What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!

: #Laughs Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

: #Laughs "Mr.

: #Laughs What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

: #Laughs Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

: #Laughs Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncountedthousands of people every year.

: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents.

: #Laughs What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.

: #Laughs A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"

: #Laughs Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.

: #Laughs The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!

: #Laughs Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

: #Laughs Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.

: #Laughs What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!

: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

: #Laughs |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

: #Laughs What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !

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