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: #Laughs What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

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: #Laughs A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.

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: #Laughs Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar.The bartender turned around and said,

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: #Laughs When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name.

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: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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: #Laughs What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head.

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: #Laughs Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out.

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: #Laughs What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!

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: #Laughs The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul Jerushalmy & Rens Zbignieuw X.

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: #Laughs What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.

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: #Laughs Jon starts working in a lumber camp.

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: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! Knock Knock Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! Knock Knock Who's there?

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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: #Laughs What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

: #Laughs A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.

: #Laughs Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.

: #Laughs An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar.The bartender turned around and said,

: #Laughs When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name.

: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

: #Laughs What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head.

: #Laughs Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out.

: #Laughs What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!

: #Laughs The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul Jerushalmy & Rens Zbignieuw X.

: #Laughs What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.

: #Laughs Jon starts working in a lumber camp.

: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! Knock Knock Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! Knock Knock Who's there?

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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