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: #Laughs It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit?Finally he offered to provide her

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

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: #Laughs Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform t

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: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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: #Laughs |An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment.

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: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and

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: #Laughs |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.

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: #Laughs "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.

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: #Laughs Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter.

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: #Laughs |Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play! Why were the two managers sitting around sketc

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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: #Laughs |Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

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: #Laughs |What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes! Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere! Where do spiders play their FA Cup fina

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: #Laughs Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"

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: #Laughs |Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!

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: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

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: #Laughs A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell.

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: #Laughs Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach.

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: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit?Finally he offered to provide her

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

: #Laughs Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform t

: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

: #Laughs |An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment.

: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and

: #Laughs |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.

: #Laughs "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.

: #Laughs Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter.

: #Laughs |Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play! Why were the two managers sitting around sketc

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

: #Laughs |Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

: #Laughs |What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes! Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere! Where do spiders play their FA Cup fina

: #Laughs Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"

: #Laughs |Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!

: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

: #Laughs A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell.

: #Laughs Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach.

: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

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