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: #Laughs How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

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: #Laughs what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection

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: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

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: #Laughs A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set.

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: #Laughs |Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists.

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: #Laughs How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two.

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: #Laughs Two blondes are walking down the street.

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: #Laughs Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head, to be published in August by Fireside.

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: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat.

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: #Laughs Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!

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: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

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: #Laughs This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.

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: #Laughs Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

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: #Laughs What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

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: #Laughs |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

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: #Laughs |Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

: #Laughs what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection

: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

: #Laughs A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set.

: #Laughs |Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists.

: #Laughs How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.

: #Laughs Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two.

: #Laughs Two blondes are walking down the street.

: #Laughs Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head, to be published in August by Fireside.

: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat.

: #Laughs Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!

: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

: #Laughs This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.

: #Laughs Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

: #Laughs What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

: #Laughs |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

: #Laughs |Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!

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