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: #Laughs How many cops does it take to change light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him. Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first. Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's over, nothing l

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: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

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: #Laughs Public service announcements around the world.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her corn flakes.

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: #Laughs A man was driving from New York to San Francisco.

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: #Laughs An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions h

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: #Laughs Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway.

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: #Laughs LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

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: #Laughs There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas.

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: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!

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: #Laughs If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet.

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: #Laughs American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF STATISTICS: - All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: - Students are

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: #Laughs What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !

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: #Laughs Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!

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: #Laughs Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew

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: #Laughs How many cops does it take to change light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him. Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first. Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's over, nothing l

: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

: #Laughs Public service announcements around the world.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her corn flakes.

: #Laughs A man was driving from New York to San Francisco.

: #Laughs An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions h

: #Laughs Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway.

: #Laughs LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.

: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

: #Laughs There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas.

: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!

: #Laughs If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet.

: #Laughs American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF STATISTICS: - All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: - Students are

: #Laughs What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !

: #Laughs Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!

: #Laughs Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew

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