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: #Laughs Why are diapers like bills? Because you have to change them.

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: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

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: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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: #Laughs "Honey," said Mrs.

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: #Laughs Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!

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: #Laughs A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." W

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: #Laughs Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

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: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

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: #Laughs During the month of June and July.

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: #Laughs Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining.

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: #Laughs What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

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: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver--"PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "S

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: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !

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: #Laughs "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

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: #Laughs Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

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: #Laughs Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line.

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: #Laughs |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

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: #Laughs A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

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: #Laughs Why are diapers like bills? Because you have to change them.

: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

: #Laughs "Honey," said Mrs.

: #Laughs Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!

: #Laughs A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." W

: #Laughs Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

: #Laughs During the month of June and July.

: #Laughs Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining.

: #Laughs What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver--"PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "S

: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !

: #Laughs "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

: #Laughs Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

: #Laughs Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line.

: #Laughs |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

: #Laughs A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

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