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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

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: #Laughs Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map.

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: #Laughs The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today's lesson."I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter.

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: #Laughs What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

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: #Laughs your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

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: #Laughs As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.

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: #Laughs Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

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: #Laughs A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.

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: #Laughs What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? Give him a raise.

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: #Laughs |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.

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: #Laughs Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

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: #Laughs "Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said.

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: #Laughs What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.

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: #Laughs Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.

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: #Laughs There were three girls in a bar.

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: #Laughs What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

: #Laughs Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map.

: #Laughs The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today's lesson."I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter.

: #Laughs What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

: #Laughs your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

: #Laughs As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.

: #Laughs Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

: #Laughs |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive.

: #Laughs A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.

: #Laughs What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? Give him a raise.

: #Laughs |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.

: #Laughs Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

: #Laughs "Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said.

: #Laughs What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.

: #Laughs Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.

: #Laughs There were three girls in a bar.

: #Laughs What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !

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