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: #Laughs What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

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: #Laughs |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy.

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: #Laughs Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang it over your work station...I dare ya!1.

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: #Laughs IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,But.

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: #Laughs Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

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: #Laughs What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.

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: #Laughs There were three men sitting on a bench.

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: #Laughs Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son's dicks taste funny!

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: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a c

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: #Laughs Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'""But that's right!""Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?"

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: #Laughs How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

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: #Laughs Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and we

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: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

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: #Laughs Two men are talking.

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: #Laughs On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion".

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: #Laughs Two elephants jumped off a cliff.......

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: #Laughs What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day

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: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

: #Laughs |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy.

: #Laughs Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang it over your work station...I dare ya!1.

: #Laughs IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,But.

: #Laughs Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

: #Laughs What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.

: #Laughs There were three men sitting on a bench.

: #Laughs Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son's dicks taste funny!

: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a c

: #Laughs Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'""But that's right!""Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?"

: #Laughs How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

: #Laughs Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and we

: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

: #Laughs Two men are talking.

: #Laughs On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion".

: #Laughs Two elephants jumped off a cliff.......

: #Laughs What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day

: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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