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: #Laughs what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!

: #Laughs * Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can't find your birth control pills* Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them* Good: Your son studies a lot in his room* Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.* Ugly: You're in them* Good:

: #Laughs Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on.

: #Laughs A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?" The clerk said, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the man said and hung up.

: #Laughs A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house around 3 A.M.

: #Laughs Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m.

: #Laughs If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!
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