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: #Laughs What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

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: #Laughs |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!

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: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

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: #Laughs |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's

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: #Laughs What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

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: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

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: #Laughs A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-do

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: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

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: #Laughs The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered.

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: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

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: #Laughs A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear.

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: #Laughs Sonny: I can't sleep.

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: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by.

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: #Laughs |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God.

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: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.

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: #Laughs Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make thebulbs work smarter, not harder.

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: #Laughs What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

: #Laughs |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!

: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

: #Laughs |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's

: #Laughs What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

: #Laughs Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

: #Laughs A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-do

: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

: #Laughs The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered.

: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear.

: #Laughs Sonny: I can't sleep.

: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by.

: #Laughs |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God.

: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.

: #Laughs Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make thebulbs work smarter, not harder.

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