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: #Laughs Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No.

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: #Laughs What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.

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: #Laughs Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !

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: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

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: #Laughs 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

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: #Laughs Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

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: #Laughs Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"

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: #Laughs "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No.

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: #Laughs An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick.

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: #Laughs Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !

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: #Laughs When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

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: #Laughs What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know

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: #Laughs Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!

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: #Laughs VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastinate indefinitelyto network = spread disinformationto collaborate = argue incessantlyto freelance = collect unemploymentNOUNS:ag

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: #Laughs Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"The six-year-old says to his brother, "He mus

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: #Laughs "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography.

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: #Laughs Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No.

: #Laughs What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.

: #Laughs Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !

: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

: #Laughs 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

: #Laughs Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

: #Laughs Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"

: #Laughs "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No.

: #Laughs An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick.

: #Laughs Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !

: #Laughs When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

: #Laughs What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know

: #Laughs Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!

: #Laughs VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastinate indefinitelyto network = spread disinformationto collaborate = argue incessantlyto freelance = collect unemploymentNOUNS:ag

: #Laughs Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"The six-year-old says to his brother, "He mus

: #Laughs "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography.

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