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: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

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: #Laughs On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim.

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: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

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: #Laughs Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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: #Laughs A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him.

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: #Laughs A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head.

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: #Laughs The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !

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: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

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: #Laughs Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

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: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around

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: #Laughs A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from theRussians before the new government kicked them out.

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: #Laughs A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Irish Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat ou

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !

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: #Laughs Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.So, the girl walks out.

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: #Laughs |A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.

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: #Laughs |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10.

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: #Laughs The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplac

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: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

: #Laughs On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim.

: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

: #Laughs Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

: #Laughs A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him.

: #Laughs A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head.

: #Laughs The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !

: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

: #Laughs Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around

: #Laughs A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from theRussians before the new government kicked them out.

: #Laughs A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Irish Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat ou

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !

: #Laughs Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.So, the girl walks out.

: #Laughs |A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.

: #Laughs |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10.

: #Laughs The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplac

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