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: #Laughs Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned

: #Laughs A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen

: #Laughs Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"

: #Laughs You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!

: #Laughs A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely young woman.

: #Laughs At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

: #Laughs Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

: #Laughs Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki
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