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: #Laughs A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend.

: #Laughs |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?""Just snow," replied the stewardess.

: #Laughs Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!

: #Laughs A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

: #Laughs An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over to the examinationbed and says, "Stick it through that curtain."Looking forward to

: #Laughs Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as:'em are ducks'em are notoh 'es 'ey aresee 'em wangs'ell ill be'em are ducks

: #Laughs |A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force.

: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the gr

: #Laughs A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies", I'll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the jackass".The bar

: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now." More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?

: #Laughs Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
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