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: #Laughs This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks.

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: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

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: #Laughs Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.

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: #Laughs And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M.

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: #Laughs Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick."Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy t

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: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

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: #Laughs What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!

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: #Laughs Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need topurchase a bull so that they ca

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: #Laughs The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper.

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: #Laughs Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close.

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: #Laughs What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

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: #Laughs What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

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: #Laughs What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

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: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

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: #Laughs Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!

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: #Laughs In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and shows up at his parents house completely distraught.

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: #Laughs |Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!

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: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

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: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.

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: #Laughs This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks.

: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

: #Laughs Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.

: #Laughs And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M.

: #Laughs Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick."Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy t

: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

: #Laughs What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!

: #Laughs Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need topurchase a bull so that they ca

: #Laughs The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper.

: #Laughs Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close.

: #Laughs What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

: #Laughs What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

: #Laughs What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

: #Laughs AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

: #Laughs Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!

: #Laughs In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and shows up at his parents house completely distraught.

: #Laughs |Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!

: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

: #Laughs Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.

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