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: #Laughs A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

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: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.

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: #Laughs Excerpts from Readers's Digest.

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.

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: #Laughs If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow.

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

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: #Laughs What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!

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: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park.

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: #Laughs God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday.

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: #Laughs A lady goes to the dentist.

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: #Laughs One day, Jimmy is walking home from school.

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: #Laughs A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the clerk."Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman."Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.

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: #Laughs A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.

: #Laughs A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.

: #Laughs Excerpts from Readers's Digest.

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.

: #Laughs If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

: #Laughs What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!

: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.

: #Laughs A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday.

: #Laughs A lady goes to the dentist.

: #Laughs One day, Jimmy is walking home from school.

: #Laughs A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the clerk."Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman."Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.

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