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: #Laughs A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.

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: #Laughs What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

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: #Laughs What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.

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: #Laughs Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

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: #Laughs A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

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: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

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: #Laughs NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere.In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusi

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: #Laughs What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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: #Laughs A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!

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: #Laughs |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.

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: #Laughs What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !

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: #Laughs What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"

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: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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: #Laughs What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.

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: #Laughs |"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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: #Laughs A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.

: #Laughs What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

: #Laughs What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.

: #Laughs Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

: #Laughs A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

: #Laughs Don't steal...

: #Laughs NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere.In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusi

: #Laughs What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

: #Laughs Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

: #Laughs A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!

: #Laughs |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.

: #Laughs What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !

: #Laughs What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"

: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

: #Laughs What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.

: #Laughs |"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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