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: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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: #Laughs A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left.

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: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

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: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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: #Laughs I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical terms.

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: #Laughs John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

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: #Laughs One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!

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: #Laughs How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

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: #Laughs Doctor: You're in good health.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill

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: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !

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: #Laughs How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!

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: #Laughs |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that's correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No.

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: #Laughs What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.

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: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

: #Laughs A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left.

: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

: #Laughs I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical terms.

: #Laughs John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

: #Laughs One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!

: #Laughs How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

: #Laughs Doctor: You're in good health.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !

: #Laughs How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!

: #Laughs |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that's correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No.

: #Laughs What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.

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