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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

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: #Laughs A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there.

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: #Laughs What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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: #Laughs Where do footballers dance? At a football!

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: #Laughs Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a nun.The FDA refused to license it, though.

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: #Laughs Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one.And what is this 'one' you're referring to?Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?No!My nipples are already promine

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: #Laughs Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences

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: #Laughs This guy is walking with his friend.

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: #Laughs A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink.

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: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.

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: #Laughs Men are like curling irons.

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: #Laughs Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia.

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: #Laughs Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall out!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

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: #Laughs A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

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: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

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: #Laughs Off by one.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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: #Laughs One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

: #Laughs A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there.

: #Laughs What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

: #Laughs Where do footballers dance? At a football!

: #Laughs Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a nun.The FDA refused to license it, though.

: #Laughs Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one.And what is this 'one' you're referring to?Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?No!My nipples are already promine

: #Laughs Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences

: #Laughs This guy is walking with his friend.

: #Laughs A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink.

: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.

: #Laughs Men are like curling irons.

: #Laughs Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia.

: #Laughs Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall out!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

: #Laughs A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

: #Laughs Off by one.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

: #Laughs One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo.

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