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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!

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: #Laughs One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door.

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: #Laughs There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:"Mommy what's that?" as he pointed down to her."Well, that's Mommy's washcloth."The next day he walked in on her again, & a

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: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!

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: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

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: #Laughs Two men went bear hunting.

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: #Laughs Knock knock.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!

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: #Laughs I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!

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: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

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: #Laughs "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty

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: #Laughs |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?A: The ba

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: #Laughs A motorway walks into a pub one day.

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: #Laughs As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

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: #Laughs Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me if he could use my coffee maker.

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: #Laughs |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!

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: #Laughs For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!

: #Laughs One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door.

: #Laughs There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:"Mommy what's that?" as he pointed down to her."Well, that's Mommy's washcloth."The next day he walked in on her again, & a

: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!

: #Laughs This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

: #Laughs Two men went bear hunting.

: #Laughs Knock knock.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!

: #Laughs I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!

: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

: #Laughs "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty

: #Laughs |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?A: The ba

: #Laughs A motorway walks into a pub one day.

: #Laughs As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

: #Laughs Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me if he could use my coffee maker.

: #Laughs |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!

: #Laughs For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater.

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