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: #Laughs Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three.

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: #Laughs The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish pe

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: #Laughs What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

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: #Laughs Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

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: #Laughs Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.""Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

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: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

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: #Laughs Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!

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: #Laughs Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!

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: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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: #Laughs |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

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: #Laughs Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in there!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

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: #Laughs December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

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: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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: #Laughs Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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: #Laughs What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

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: #Laughs A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night ashore.

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: #Laughs A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

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: #Laughs Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three.

: #Laughs The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish pe

: #Laughs What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

: #Laughs Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

: #Laughs Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.""Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

: #Laughs Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!

: #Laughs Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!

: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

: #Laughs |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

: #Laughs Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in there!

: #Laughs Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

: #Laughs December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

: #Laughs Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.

: #Laughs What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

: #Laughs A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night ashore.

: #Laughs A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

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