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: #Laughs |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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: #Laughs |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.

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: #Laughs In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

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: #Laughs Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband.

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: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

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: #Laughs How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

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: #Laughs |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.

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: #Laughs Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

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: #Laughs A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

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: #Laughs Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.

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: #Laughs As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

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: #Laughs Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."The counselor says, "Maybe between you

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

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: #Laughs A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

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: #Laughs |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

: #Laughs |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.

: #Laughs In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

: #Laughs Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband.

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.

: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

: #Laughs How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

: #Laughs |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.

: #Laughs Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

: #Laughs A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

: #Laughs Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.

: #Laughs As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

: #Laughs Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."The counselor says, "Maybe between you

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

: #Laughs A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

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