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: #Laughs Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely.Then the loud voice said he was going to giv

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: #Laughs Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat.

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: #Laughs |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!

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: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

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: #Laughs A man takes his dog for a walk in the park.

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: #Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

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: #Laughs As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great thinker.Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it?sbecause he?s sexy.Unfortuna

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: #Laughs |Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!

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: #Laughs How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

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: #Laughs What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

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: #Laughs |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

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: #Laughs A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail. 'Hey you!' he shouted, ' don't pull the cat's tail !' 'I'm not pulling !' replied the little boy.

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: #Laughs One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

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: #Laughs What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

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: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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: #Laughs Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the attention of senior members that some individuals have been using bad language during discussions at the seminar.

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: #Laughs When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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: #Laughs Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door...

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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: #Laughs The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband.

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: #Laughs Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely.Then the loud voice said he was going to giv

: #Laughs Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat.

: #Laughs |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!

: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

: #Laughs A man takes his dog for a walk in the park.

: #Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

: #Laughs As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great thinker.Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it?sbecause he?s sexy.Unfortuna

: #Laughs |Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!

: #Laughs How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

: #Laughs What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

: #Laughs |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

: #Laughs A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail. 'Hey you!' he shouted, ' don't pull the cat's tail !' 'I'm not pulling !' replied the little boy.

: #Laughs One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

: #Laughs What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

: #Laughs Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the attention of senior members that some individuals have been using bad language during discussions at the seminar.

: #Laughs When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

: #Laughs Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door...

: #Laughs Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!

: #Laughs The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband.

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