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: #Laughs A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight.

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: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past.

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: #Laughs What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

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: #Laughs What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment.

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: #Laughs What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing, they have never met.

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: #Laughs How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

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: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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: #Laughs |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to

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: #Laughs What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

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: #Laughs A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.

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: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

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: #Laughs Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

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: #Laughs yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...

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: #Laughs 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)4) Thou shall not be arre

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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: #Laughs A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight.

: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past.

: #Laughs What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

: #Laughs What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment.

: #Laughs What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing, they have never met.

: #Laughs How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

: #Laughs |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to

: #Laughs What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

: #Laughs A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.

: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

: #Laughs Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

: #Laughs yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...

: #Laughs 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)4) Thou shall not be arre

: #Laughs Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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