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: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs I knew this guy.

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: #Laughs |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

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: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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: #Laughs There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

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: #Laughs This nun was going to Chicago.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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: #Laughs Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.

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: #Laughs A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were "one with the land".The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his sto

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.

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: #Laughs I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting the baby will be late.

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: #Laughs Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date.

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: #Laughs How to Tell if You're a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions:1.

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: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

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: #Laughs What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.

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: #Laughs Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.

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: #Laughs The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed.

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: #Laughs How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice.

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: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully

: #Laughs Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs I knew this guy.

: #Laughs |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

: #Laughs There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

: #Laughs This nun was going to Chicago.

: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

: #Laughs Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.

: #Laughs A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were "one with the land".The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his sto

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.

: #Laughs I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting the baby will be late.

: #Laughs Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date.

: #Laughs How to Tell if You're a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions:1.

: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

: #Laughs What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.

: #Laughs Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.

: #Laughs The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed.

: #Laughs How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice.

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