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: #Laughs |Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1)Adding 1/4(2n+1)^2 to both sides yields:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) +

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: #Laughs Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth.

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: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

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: #Laughs |Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!

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: #Laughs A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past."What are you doing?""I'm counting cars,"comes the rely.

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: #Laughs Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

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: #Laughs Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house.

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: #Laughs In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

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: #Laughs You know you're a redneck jedi when..

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: #Laughs Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !

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: #Laughs December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart

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: #Laughs A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife.

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: #Laughs Two old friends met one day after many years.

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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: #Laughs There were three city mice sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1)Adding 1/4(2n+1)^2 to both sides yields:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) +

: #Laughs Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth.

: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

: #Laughs |Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!

: #Laughs A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past."What are you doing?""I'm counting cars,"comes the rely.

: #Laughs Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

: #Laughs Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house.

: #Laughs In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck jedi when..

: #Laughs Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !

: #Laughs December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart

: #Laughs A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife.

: #Laughs Two old friends met one day after many years.

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

: #Laughs There were three city mice sitting at a bar.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

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