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: #Laughs Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why w

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: #Laughs How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

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: #Laughs A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

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: #Laughs TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ************************ WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!

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: #Laughs Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

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: #Laughs A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised mys

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: #Laughs |A man walks into the front door of a bar.

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: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

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: #Laughs The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it.

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: #Laughs Jack went to see the camp nurse.

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: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.

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: #Laughs Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Would you like Mommy to take you?".

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: #Laughs Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs

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: #Laughs Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many....

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: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

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: #Laughs |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd.

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: #Laughs What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20doesn't?A belly-button!

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why w

: #Laughs How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

: #Laughs A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

: #Laughs TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ************************ WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!

: #Laughs Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

: #Laughs A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised mys

: #Laughs |A man walks into the front door of a bar.

: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

: #Laughs The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it.

: #Laughs Jack went to see the camp nurse.

: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.

: #Laughs Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr.

: #Laughs Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Would you like Mommy to take you?".

: #Laughs Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs

: #Laughs Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many....

: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

: #Laughs |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd.

: #Laughs What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20doesn't?A belly-button!

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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