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: #Laughs Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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: #Laughs How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

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: #Laughs A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

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: #Laughs |Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

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: #Laughs What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

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: #Laughs |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in

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: #Laughs Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev.

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: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

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: #Laughs A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

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: #Laughs How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.

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: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

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: #Laughs A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

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: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

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: #Laughs Wouldn't it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used.

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: #Laughs I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on.She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots.

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: #Laughs A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said.

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: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

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: #Laughs A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.

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: #Laughs Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing.

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: #Laughs Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

: #Laughs How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

: #Laughs A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

: #Laughs |Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

: #Laughs What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

: #Laughs |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in

: #Laughs Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev.

: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

: #Laughs A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

: #Laughs How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.

: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

: #Laughs A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

: #Laughs Wouldn't it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used.

: #Laughs I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on.She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots.

: #Laughs A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said.

: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

: #Laughs A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.

: #Laughs Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing.

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