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: #Laughs How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again! Knock Knock Who's there? Astor! Astor who?

: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

: #Laughs A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son.

: #Laughs |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

: #Laughs Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.
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