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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of . The police responded with another mailed photo -- of

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has 0 left."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light b

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