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: #Laughs Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.

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: #Laughs Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op

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: #Laughs Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

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: #Laughs A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a docume

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.

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: #Laughs What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !

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: #Laughs What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

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: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

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: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

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: #Laughs |Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin.

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: #Laughs Things that make me cringe!:1.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years.

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: #Laughs Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.

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: #Laughs The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The

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: #Laughs Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

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: #Laughs One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in.

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: #Laughs An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shovelling."To the Chi

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: #Laughs Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.

: #Laughs Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op

: #Laughs Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

: #Laughs A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a docume

: #Laughs Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.

: #Laughs What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !

: #Laughs What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

: #Laughs |Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin.

: #Laughs Things that make me cringe!:1.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years.

: #Laughs Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.

: #Laughs The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The

: #Laughs Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

: #Laughs One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in.

: #Laughs An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shovelling."To the Chi

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