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: #Laughs A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...

: #Laughs If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!

: #Laughs Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Claire

: #Laughs A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.

: #Laughs Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

: #Laughs You Just Might Be A Redneck If...You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!

: #Laughs Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! " "Yes, sir" the young man answered."Those shoes are really really ugly,

: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

: #Laughs What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

: #Laughs Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

: #Laughs I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
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