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: #Laughs A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.

: #Laughs What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

: #Laughs The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and using each letter only once) into:TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNSCoincidence? I think not!

: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:"What's wrong with your tur

: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

: #Laughs One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:"How many here believe in ghosts?" Everyone put up their hand."How many have seen ghosts?"A lot of people put up their hand."How many have touched a ghost?"Five people put up their hands"How many ha

: #Laughs First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

: #Laughs Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

: #Laughs Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his

: #Laughs In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness wasupon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves,saying...
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