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: #Laughs At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.

: #Laughs "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're not," said the girl."Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.""Oh no you're not.""Then I'll take you to my place and keep s

: #Laughs When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.

: #Laughs Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance.

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

: #Laughs If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early.

: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.Q: What do you call two guitar

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her corn flakes.

: #Laughs |One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.
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